Switching Gears

I'm going to try something else. I'm going to try and write an unsolicited article for a magazine. Actually, let me rephrase. I am going to write something for a magazine. What I am going to try to do is to get it published for profit. People who pay for articles are way too picky. It's almost like they are deluged with thousands of pages of reading material, to go sleepless nights sorting it all, only to have a bunch more crap delivered, un-asked for, the next day. Good thing I'm at this end of the sort-pile. I only have to read the crap I wrote.

Anyways, when my fool-proof plan succeeds, and I'm ready to publish my current fictional project, I can be all *hey, I'm the guy who wrote that one article in that one magazine, yo!* and I can be placed in the reject pile a bit closer to the top. Er, bottom. Whatever is closer to that 'maybe/second look' pile. Anyways, the point is, I will succeed, and victory will be mine! Or at least a check for $39.99